All earthlings win January Golden Moutza on account of Chinese Monkey Cloners

A moutza is a terrible thing to waste, but it’s worse to suppress a moutza.

It backs up into your spleen, creating many “foul humours,” as wise 17th century scientists knew all too well.

The Golden Moutza wasn’t offered in December, on account of respect for Christmas. Now it’s February, with moutzes…

Source: Chicago tribune